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Donny Chump called Kamala Harris a “low IQ individual.” (Nov 4, 2024)
When Chrystia Freeland resigned as Canada’s Finance Minister, Chump called her behaviour
 “totally toxic” and said she “will not be missed.” (Dec 17, 2024)
Chump said Chair of the US Federal Reserve Jerome Powell’s “termination cannot come fast enough.” (Apr 17, 2025)
Donny called Joe Biden a “highly destructive moron” in a social media post (Apr 20, 2025)

Donny called Volodymyr Zelenskyy a “moderately successful comedian.” (Feb 2025)
Donny’s fame came from his moderately successful TV show “The Apprentice.”
Donny parrots Russian propaganda concerning Ukraine like he’s a Russian asset (allegedly). (Feb 2025)

Donny Chump has repeatedly insulted Prime Minister Justin Trudeau of Canada by calling him a “governor.”
He continually insults Canada by proposing that we become the 51^st state. (Jan 2025)
“Trolling” refers to posting online to deliberately upset others (eg. this page) which Donny does frequently.

Donny governs based on his dementia dreams.
Mar a Lago should become a dementia sanatorium, where he can live out his remaining days.

At a press conference in the oval office, Musk’s 4 year old son was recorded on video saying these words to Donny.
Or, maybe to someone on the other side of Donny. Whatever. (Feb 11, 2025)

The slurs Donny’s supporters throw at their opponents actually apply very well to MAGAts.

You can tell these people are liars (allegedly) just by looking at them.

Donny signed Executive Order 14172 (sec. 4b) to “rename as the ‘‘Gulf of America’’ the U.S. Continental Shelf area” of the northern Gulf of Mexico. (Jan 20, 2025)
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum previously countered with a proposal to rename part of the US. (Jan 9, 2025)

Musk made a N4zi salute after his speech at Chump’s inauguration. (Jan 20, 2025).
Right-wing propagandists claimed it was “only a gesture.”
Musk is aggressively promoting Neo-N4zi political parties in Europe (Jan 2025).

This woman was selected for her appearance. And her sharp lying (allegedly) skills.

Musk posted a racist AI-generated image of Elizabeth Warren wearing a Native American headdress (Dec 18, 2024)
Donny Chump has often called her “Pocahontas.”
Around the 2008 election of Barack Obama, claims were made that Obama was born in Africa. He was born in Hawaii.
Musk has been called the President, and Donny Chump mockingly called the Vice President, after the 2024 election.

Donny is unqualified to govern. Must be a DEI hire.

Musk promotes unrestricted free speech, but censors those who speak against him on his Twitter social media platform (Jan 2025).
People who are overly sensitive to criticism are referred to as “snowflakes” by right-wing media.
Conservatives are easily offended when they are criticized, and when the falsehoods they promote are corrected.

Musk said that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is “"such an insufferable tool" in a social media post. (Dec 11, 2024)
“Trolling” refers to posting online to deliberately upset others (eg. this page) which Musk does frequently.

Musk made a N4zi salute after his speech at Chump’s inauguration. (Jan 20, 2025)
Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz called Musk “a dips#!t” for Musk’s awkward on-stage jumping at a Donny Chump rally. (Oct 22, 2024)
At a press conference in the oval office, Musk stated that unelected bureaucrats should not be running the country. (Feb 11, 2025)

MAGAts proudly wear their red hats.

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Independent Canada                        True North Strong and Free

Never 51   never the 51st state                         8647

Donald Trump               Donald Chump              Dementia Donny
Elon Musk                         Enron Musk                     Muskolini  anti-trump                       anti-musk

Chrystia Freeland        Justin Trudeau              Kamala Harris

Elizabeth Warren        Barack Obama

Tim Walz   Karoline Leavitt           8647

Mexican President     Claudia Sheinbaum    Mexico

president  vice president

DEI                 Diversity Equity Inclusion             DEI hire

MAGA          make america great again             MAGAt        anti-MAGA

dementia donny          donny chump                trumpa loompa            MAGAt messiah

enron musk                     moskolini  muskahontas                  muskflake unelected bureaucrat

tariff Canada                   trade            8647

gulf of america              mexican america         gulf of stupidity            executive order 14172

propaganda barbie     lock him up

lame duck                        dipshit        nazi               fascist          fascism
Russia          Putin            make russia great again                  8647